Friday, December 30, 2011

The Tea Party Invades the Local Church

This church does not have a revenue problem; it has a Spending problem


Second Amendment solutions are really great for predators- - particularly the human kind


I agree with Michelle Bachman on one issue.  I believe the Church is entitled to zero percent of my income.


Rick Perry is such a racial purist when he plays chess he doesn't even allow any of the Black pieces to be on the board.  And he still manages to lose!


Some Christians you know they are going to ruin your day the minute they open their mouths.  If in the Bible it's wrong to gloat over the misery of your vanquished enemies, how much greater a sin is it to ruin the day of an alltogether neutral person?


You know I have the theory that there is so much shipping of religious sentament off shore to places like China and their Tao Te Ching and to India for Bhuddism, and I have concluded that this is caused by ever increasing demands of Christianity, and if they would just lower their standards then they could attract back some of those who have left.


"You can't blame people for wanting to act in their own self interest and that means going along with prevelent market forces to maximize their profits"  -JUDY


Gene Scott's third wife the pornographic priestess may divorce him because one time he gave her a big brass madelian which is a replica of the theater on Broadway where his church meets. The pornographic priestess insists that "one should never depart from the gold standard"


"Yellow matter custard - - dripping from a dead dog's eye"   This isn't really a jump rope chant but it's actually an allusion to yellow cake uranium oozing from Saddam Hussein's dead body, and now the tea party is demanding an exhumation.


"Nothing either happens or not happens without God's express concent.  Nothing is outside of his control."   Mark Bove in a letter (by strong inference)  August 1994


If Saul of Tarsus was a "natural born Roman citizen" as he claims, then his father must have been a Roman.   So then - - how could this same Saul of Tarsus be "of the tribe of Benjamin since OT Jews reconed lineage by the father, and not by the woman, who were seen mainly as either property or human incubators?


If a man is caught telling a Lie that is so obviously disprovable and exposable- -  what about things that aren't so obvious like things of the Spirit or our "already being seated together in heavenly places right now".  Wouldn't there be a greater rather than a lesser temptation to lie about things like this?


Judy says "the Mideast is not ready for any kind of democracy because they don't know God".  Don't tell me.  Tell George Bush in 2003 before so many of our good fighting men got killed in an apparently pointless war.


If it's wrong to take retribution for a minor offence with a still minor but somewhat greater retaliation back- - - then how much more wrong is it to take vengeance on the deaths of three thousand people in the Twin Towers by bombing 120,000 innocents Iraqi civilians who had nothing to do with it?


If Gene Scott really wanted me to "settle up the monetary score" and for me to pay for all the good his teaching has done for me- - -in truth I'd be asking HIM for money.  But I'm not as petty as he is, and certain things in life money can't buy.  (Selah)


Pete Richards saying I don't worry enough about certain things makes about as much sense is urging an alcoholic to drink Whiskey straight from the bottle and not bother with a glass.


The difference between me and Christians is that I often make arguments from the lesser to the greater.  A Preacher on the other hand - - makes arguments from the greater to the lesser and all too often, it's from the much greater- - to the utterly non existant.


"You owe God everything you have you ungrateful bastard".    Marcus:  Well then, I have just one question.  Who died and made YOU God???


Morality was made for man - - - not Man for Morality


"If you out there in the audience turn your life over to the Lord - - untold happiness will come your way" Marcus:  "Do you want to make book on that? - - - - - - - - I didn't think so"   


"We have a surer promise of happiness than anything on earth and that is happiness in heaven" Marcus:  "I'll pay you ten billion dollars.  I've already written out the check.  All you have to do is to not be lying right now.  Evangelist:  Where is the check.  Marcus:  I left it right there at the reception desk with St. Peter.  That isn't a problem for you, is it?


John Black uses a gun for "attitude adjustments".  It's an amazingly "efficient" therapy tool!


Jim Morrison always feared that the world would end by fire.  The trouble is- - that sin that you commit today in Clay- - in the trial by fire tomorrow- - will be hardened into permanency and given a nice coat of glaze and displayed in Lucifer's cabinet of prime sociopaths of all time.


Jesus, Jesus Jesus - - you crapped out and went away
Now the psychos are getting restless- - and someone's gona pay.


Let's just get this straight- - "Insecure" means Not Secure.  If I see an insecure bolder on a cliff above, my first impulse will not to get it into psycho therapy.


Of what profit is it is one minute after I'm dead, every prayer I prayed to help me be a better Christian during my life- - would be answered.  Because the whole POINT of all those prayers to Improve my standing while still on earth so that in fact I COULD achieve all those things Born Again Christians so pride themselves on.  Meditate on this truth with me.  SOME PRAYERS HAVE EXPERATION DATES


Let's get something else straight.  For any prayer to god the answer is a flat out YES or it's a NO.  God knows that instant what he intends to do, in fact, has already pre ordained.  So don't give me any of this crap about "well - such and such an event will happen in God's timing" because such "events" have a Nasty Habit of not happening At All, and God bloody well knows that.


Stephano Di Mira says "To live in evil is sheer paradise- - in fact I'm so evil my sins have attained immortality- - therefore for me to die is Gain"


According to Dr. Levy we should be thankful for everything.  OK.  I'll bite.  So logically a guy getting a date from a girl to the Jr. Prom should be thankful.  It is just as logical that the people murdered by Po Pott be thankful, and the millions murdered by Mao Tse Tung be thankful, and we should be thankful to Adolph Hitler for murdering six million Jews.


Spencer Tracy:  OK Mr. Christ, I'd like to ask you a few questions.  You say you never told a lie in your life?  Jesus:  The truth shall set you free.  Tracy:  That's not really an answer but I'll let it pass for now.  Now - - remember your parable about the widdow and the judge.  And you said that the widdow got her way due to persistence in her petetion.   Jesus:  Men ought always to pray.   Tracy:  Women, too, I would infer.  Then tell me Mr. Christ if God knows everything he knows many prayers around the world are destined never to be answered and this has been decreed "from the foundation of the earth".   Jesus:  I have never told a lie.   Tracy:  OK as God do you know everything?  Jesus Christ:  Spencer Tracy:  Then when are you coming back to set up your thousand year reign on earth?  Jesus Christ.  "The Son does not know such things, only the father knows".   Tracy:  Let's move on.  When you were on the cross and you cried out to God that he had abandoned you.  Do you remember what happened next?   Jesus:  Refresh my memory will you?  Tracy:  Fine, you called out "I am thirsty" and you were given some concoction perhaps in fulfillment of some scripture about "gall" and then you went into a swoon from which you never recovered.  Now what I want to ask you is - - - did you just have a panic attack and were in need of a tranqualize?   Jesus:  I won't dignify that with an answer.   Tracy:  Fine.  And note the jury's expression from your refusal to answer that simple question.   Jesus:  Besides I was quoting from the 22nd Psalm.  Everybody knows that.  Spencer Tracy:  Really?  How many bones are there in the human body   Jesus:  I do not know.  I never went to medical school.   Tracy:  So that's also why you never shared your vast knowledge about penicillin and other derugs and vaccines that would have been invaluable in a disease ridden Palestine.   Jesus:  That knowledge wasn't of my time period.  Tracy:  "That knowledge wasn't of my time period" - - - - But you know everything.   Jesus:  God doesn't even know everything.  When a sinner repents the sin is covered in the blood so not even God can see it.   Tracy:  Oh, whose sin?  Jesus:  The sin of those whom God has pre ordained beforehand to be saved.   Tracy:  First he doesn't know everything then he does.  Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury,  I Give UP!


Friday December 30th 2011

This is after three thirty and Nora was briefly in here.  I just read one of these alarmist pieces Paul forwarded.  Certainly I’d like to slow down that juggernaut if possible and personally I think the author is a bit of a nervous Nelly.  But perhaps this could be the source of the next wide spread protests- - being that we are just rushing into the future too soon, and we need to slow it down.  It’s senseless.  There is nothing wrong with public TV or hard drives or hard copy CD’s or books or newspapers or the other items on that list.  We are trying to bring back American Industry and I personally believe 2012 will be a turn around year in this regard.  I am predicting a trend tword a more even balance of trade this year.  A lot of it is just self generated frenzied hysteria and I was waiting for the punch line of “The Antichrist is Coming” or what not.  That’s how these things usually end.  Back in the seventies Chuck Smith was all upset about the technology existing for ID chips in animals.  As far as owning things I’d like to start first with actually taking possession of that 500 gig hard drive Judy bought and then took back.  Right now a resident’s council meeting is taking place.  I have nothing to say and being there will be just another reminder that Loretta is not around.
The soap opera wasn’t real great with all the loving couples engaged in whatever.  Doug and Julie sang “You Belong To My Heart”.  I’m trying to remember where I heard that song before.  It was on that Elvis Sun sessions record recorded early December 1956.  Marlena at last knows Will’s horrible secret.  Is it one she can keep?
After two I went to the courtyard and waited.  I talked to that new female brunette resident by the bird cage.  She seems pleasant enough, without any “mental problems”.  I then went back outside after coming into the hall for a while.  I had two cups of coffee from Laura.  I have gotten no phone calls.  That latest posting was typed Wednesday, which is more recent than I imagined.  We are now making our way on to page seven, but with the photographs it still isn’t that long.   Right now I can’t envision doing a new posting till at least Sunday depending on how depressed Saturday’s gathering makes me.  I may just want to escape into football and Beatles.  I keep coming up with ideas and then discarding them.  I’m wearing that Cars shirt today.  There were no birthday presentations today, which I’ll probably miss it if they do it tomorrow.
This is after dinner.  Tonight we had a “steak” patty with gravy and mashed potatoes and also broccoli that was actually bright green.  We had bread pudding for desert.  Eye Witness News is on now and last night I was having a lot of problems with channel seven but it’s coming in fine now.  They are announcing free bus service.  They say it is a felony to fire a gun on Newyears Eve.  I can see that in prison where a fellow inmate asks what you’re in for and you say “Celebrating at midnight by firing a gun”.  We have not heard the “Boobies” theme for weeks now and Randy says we won’t hear it again.  It’s a disservice to feminist liberationists everywhere to claim that Rusty Warren was doing that song for men in drag.  It makes no sense in the context of any of the lyrics to the song.  She talks about the wives of signers of the Declaration of Independence.  She talks about “loosening the bra that binds you - - take it off if you feel like it”.  That would defeat the whole purpose if she were entertaining men.  Also that line about “giving it your all” would make no sense because if you did “give it your all” the padding would just wind up on the floor.  Also what man would put up with those allusions to impotency?  Is she saying all those men were “post op”?   If anything “Rusty” is a man’s name so the song can best be taken is women who want to become men.
I went to the liquor store for a pack of John Black grape.  I paid with eight quarters.  Lately when somebody mentions a name I’m thinking “I haven’t seen them in a few days.  I hope they haven’t been carted off”.  Some ambulance just pulled up here as I was leaving the building.  I just checked out note pad in Yahoo Mail.  If I have to I guess I can start storing at least some files “in the cloud”.  Of course if I were ever to go to the hospital you know who has my E mail address and she would say “I forgot my password” and get it just like that, and start sabotaging the text or whatever.  We should have one more week of the regular football season left.  Somehow I feel this football season went by too quickly.  Nobody likes the word “Man Cave” any more.  That’s a sitcom term.  And now you can still “think outside the box”, but just don’t tell anybody.
If someone were to ask me which I would find more painful, finding out that Christianity is true, or receiving incontrovertible evidence Dad wasn’t my father, I would have to go with the Christian one.  If anything vaguely resembling that was true, this is really a screwed up world when you think how much damage Christianity has caused the world, even in these past few years with the Tea Party.    Questions of genetic origins are abstract exercises in logic.  In terms of what it would end up meaning in my life it would be almost nothing.  Christianity isn’t the source of all my problems, but even as a willing co agent to my problems, as far as the law is concerned it could be at least be charged as an “accessory” to the causes of my many woes in life.  Think about it.

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