Today
is August 28, 2014, Thursday. Few
republicans according to Thom Hartman know the actual definition of
“Libertarian”. I believe that. Larry Elder think he’s a libertarian and he
is not. In fact most Republicans don’t
accept the Libertarian’s own definition of themselves. Thom Hartman has buttressed one of my
private views. I said I would not want a
remote ‘kill’ switch on my I Phone. I
wasn’t entirely sure why I felt this way except I didn’t want my phone remotely
hacked. But there is a much clearer
danger that the government could en mass shut down all cell phones in case of a
massive protest somewhere like the Egyptians had when they broke loose from
Morisee a year or so ago. The scene in
that town square was liberty in action.
Now they are putting out a super size I Pad that will be twelve
inches. Some have said “You don’t want
to carry anything around so large it feels like a pizza box”. I’d buy a twelve inch if I were into that
sort of thing. When you think about it
Steve Jobs didn’t live that long to enjoy his great success. The I-Pod, which you rarely hear of now came
out in 2001. And the I phone didn’t come
out till 2007, when Steve Jobs had just over four years to live. The I Pad didn’t come out till 2010, I am
reminded. It’s been three years already
since Steve Jobs has been dead. He is a
cosmic fraud because after meditating in India he got the revelation to be a
greedy capitalist, and his co workers hated him for a lot of reasons, including
not letting the people he’s worked so closely with when he was poor, have any
shares of stock when the company went public.
That’s bad karma. Now of course
he is in what you might call Andromeda D heaven. But tell me what solice it is to be the most
carnal person in heaven. These things have
a way of cosmically balancing out.
We
are still gun crazy in this country.
This nine year old girl was trying to shoot an automatic Uzi and lost
control of the weapon and killed her instructor when the gun veered to the
left. This was at the “guns and burgers”
shooting range, in either Nevada or Arizona, depending on who you ask. Nobody stops to think how traumatized this
child will be over this act her whole life.
Apparently if you carry automatic weapons to shopping malls in Arizona,
your fine. But in another part of the
courtry one man was getting ready to buy a toy gun for his son, and was shot
dead by police. Now the state of
California wants only bright colors for toy guns. What’s to stop a criminal from spray painting
in florescent colors his weapon to make the cops think it’s just a toy?
The
first hour of Stephanie was a rerun of Tuesday so I went to Bill Press who was
talking about this latest airlines incident.
This man put on one of these “knee savers” on his food tray on an
airplane, which completely prevents the seat in front of you from
reclining. It is Bill Press’ belief that
these cute little inventions are perfectly legal, but one airline spokesman
says they are not. Even Bill Press
believes enough in business propriety to say that “You are instituting a device
fundamentally altering the operation of the Airline.” But of course they said that 34 inches used
to be standard distance between the row seats.
Then they changed it to 32, and then 31 and some even 30 - - endeavoring
to cram more rows of seats into a plane.
They say it’s rare to ever find an empty seat on a flight today because
of “over-booking” you are very likely to be bumped from a flight- because the
airlines are so chincy about leaving any empty seats. I heard from Rush or someone that they have
some new kind of bomb now that - - when seen in a scanner just looks like part
of your body or something and goes undetected.
Rush
Limbaugh this said some things which warm the cockles of my heart. Rush was in a state of near political
despondency. He says the Republicans are
between a rock and a hard place because if they react to President Obama’s
“delivering of immigration amnesty” on Labor Day- - it’s a case of “Don’t stop me from doing
something stupid! - - why did you just
make me make a fool of myself”. Because
the mantra goes “Obama WANTS the Republicans to close down the government to
garner democratic votes for the November election. In other words the Democrats are so
sphengolic like they have the power to “force the Republicans into doing
something stupid, like try and impeach the President”. Rush also echoed my sentaments of the other
say seeing if the Republicans win big in November, what have they won? More strife and division - - that’s
what. The media will still be just as
sympathetic to the liberals- or at least no less than they are now. Rush put it succinctly when he said “The
republicans are trying to get fifteen yards for a first down, and the Democrats
have their eye on winning the game, when the Republicans aren’t even close to
getting a touchdown”. Rush also said
something else “If you have inside political information you should keep it to
yourself” not that women and conservative social issues don’t mix. We knew that.
The way for Democrats to win is to play on women’s fears of conservative
social issues. So even if you were a
democrat who believed in traditional views on social issues, you wouldn’t at
all mind the Democrats playing up these fears that women have.
Stephanie
Miller reports that the Republicans are thinking of running Romney again and
apparently Paul Ryan still likes Mitt Romney.
I mean, who else have they got?
Perhaps it’s time to bring back Goldwater and Miller, of course now it
would be Miller – Goldwater, Stephanie Miller and Cee Cee Goldwater, his
granddaughter. What we are crying for is
an all woman ticket. It would be just
like the Republicans to take a bold leap into the past - - and it would turn
out to be the smartest thing they ever did.
I would now like to relate some dialog from “Say Wally” an old vinyl
record comedy track. “Say Wally, what
do the Goodyear Blimp and Walter Mondale have in common” - - “They’re both full
of hot air and running around in circles”.
“Say Wally, do you think Jesse Jackson is going to run again for
President in four years”. Wally says, “Oh,
no - - Jesse Jackson has gone way beyond that!
Now I hear he’s running for GOD!”
“Say Wally, what do you think the Republican’s chances are in four years”. Wally says, “Gee I don’t know; I think we’re
got our work cut out for us. I hear the
democrats are going to put up Andre Gramico for the top spot. After all, who else have they got?”
The
Federation has not cone down on Burger King for wanting to move to Canada. One
reason why they haven’t is because Burger King is “a proprietary Federation
property”, and that word “proprietary” is used, to denote one of the minor
races and not the major ones such as Dardanians or Reigelians. If you are any kind of Reigelian fan however
you have three choices to go with. Of
course any kind of racial Reigelian to one degree or another has greenish
skin. Taco Bell is Cortessian, and Arby’s
Roast Beef is Bajoran. In terms of
either Carl’s or Mac Donalds, they have no cosmic credentials at all and
neither does Wendy’s. And as to this
White Castle place, I’m not sure I’m going to get my meat from any place that
soulds like some kind of poultry disease.
But Bones is telling people- - as the choice of his Romulan friends (and
the Southern California Romulans) to go with Jack-in-the-Box for all your fast
food needs. Jack in the Box is part of
that “Crosstown Traffic” group we spoke of musically a few months back. I would now like to put up an alternate
explanation from how they got their name- - other than what we told you a
couple months back. This Crosstown
group was part of the old Reigelian Federation, but they never joined with
Orion because they refused to sign a contract everyone who joined the
Federation has to sign, because they didn’t want to give away their sovereignty. They advertise the fact that they aren’t
Federation. This planet got its name as
a “stopover point” for Shuttle craft who have to refuel- - and who are evading
the Federation. In other news we have
two more cosmic rock group identities to report, “Hewey Lewis and the News” is
Karn – Evel (and that’s how it’s spelled) and of course “99 Red Balloons” is
Berliner, a fact I’m sure that comes as a surprise to no one.